A little note to nobody

1:55 PM

i've received comments , messages , letters ( yes holy fuck i still receive letters ! )
from friends , relatives or whoever wishing me a happy hari raya .
i guess it's about time for me to say my piece .

i , farah suhaila binte manaf ( aisyah i beg of you please get my name right ! ) ,
would hereby wish every muslim a selamat hari raya aidilfitri .
and i am clearly aware that a 'maaf-zahir-dan-batin'
would usually come after that line . how cliche .

i would like to apologize ( hell , i don't do this often )
to anyone of you out there if i have ever
hurt you or diss you
intentionally or unintentionally , it dosen't really matter .
bottom line is , i was being such a bitch for doing that to you
and my life was miserable thereafter .

*runs to the corner of the room , draw thick eyeliner and stab self*

and i would like to apologize to you again ,
for i belive that i would , VERY HIGH CHANCES ,
do it again .

i've mastered the art of vulgarities .
i might as well make full use of the abilities that i own .

okay kidding la !
i'm really sorry lah okay =)
spread the lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

now you faggots can go and satisfy your ~~sexual~~ needs with ketupats and lontongs
and end up with chilli stucked in between your teeth .

god , you have no idea how much i hate ketupats and lontongs .
and you have no idea how much i have to suffer when i have to force the ketupats and lontongs down my oesophagus with the act of peristalsis .

and if that is not enough , i would have to endure with all the

" ehh dah besar eh farah . dulu biler nampak masih kecik . dah boleh kawin dengan anak cik yang lelaki tu "

OR

" blajar rajin rajin . mase depan nanti susah tau . dah belajar tinggi tinggi , boleh dapat kerja bagus , gaji besar , tolong mak , jadi anak soleha blablabla "

and following , they would either try to brush my hair or pat my arms .
trust me , i get this alot of times and i have no fucking idea
why they have to fucking pat my arms .

the just have to , fucking , pat , my , arms .

damn it just
give me the moolahs !

crosses and circles ,
farah

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