My smart alec boyfriend

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(some really old picture)

Was under the block with Megat and as usual I .. no, more like WE, had our normal nonsensical talks which would probably lead us to no conclusion and not even any 'moral of the story' kind of thing.

So i was telling him something that my sister in law once told me. Basically, there's two types of guys in the world : The Artistic kind of guy and The Athlete kind.

I told Megat that Artistic guys in general are those who are very romantic, soft spoken, quiet, reserved, relationship-oriented kind of guy. Quite boring, but you'd sort of feel loved easily.. but like I said, it gets boring when it's tooooo lovey dovey kind of love. Easier said, they're more or less still stuck in the Shakespeare era when it comes to Love.

However the Athlete kind are those who are very sporting, outgoing, out-spoken, not really romantic.. but romantic on certain times, funny, fun to be with, and someone who would look more like your bestfriend rather than a boyfriend. And of course, you can't deny that Athletes (e.g. soccer players.. yes, i'm hinting on you megat) are BAD boys. My fellow girls, how could we possibly resist bad boys, yes? HEEEE HEEEEEEEE.

I've been with both types of guys. And i've to admit that my Sister in law's theory is kinda true la.

So i told him that he falls under the Athlete kind.

THEN. The smart alec came up with another theory. Kirekan to sound more intellectual than me la right..

So he went something like this :

"Baby. There's two types of happiness in the world. One, you can find happiness in your heart when you fall in love. Two, you can find happiness through your......... STOMACH. You can feel happy when you are in love, BUT if you are hungry, you will get angry. Like right now, You are in love and you are very full, so you are very happy now. Imagine eh if you haven't eat before you meet me, you will be 20% happy only.... Correct? So Baby, I am going to bring you to places with nice foods so you will be happy when you're with me"

WHAT
THE
HELL
WAS
MY
BOYFRIEND
THINKING.

Food, actually.
Anyway, I didn't know happiness got percentage one hahaha.

But I think it's kinda sweet when he said he'd bring me to places to eat to make me feel happy. See what I told you about athletes? They're not really romantic ROMANTIC kind of guy, but they're romantic in their own ways.... and what else? Nonsensical, yes.

But I love you for that although you don't know how to console me when I'm angry at you. Seriously piss me off most of the time la.

Major TSKKKK and PFFTTTT and WDVVVVVV

But it's ok.
At the end of the day I still love you and that's all that matters :)

Baby.. remember that picture?
:)

And by the way, to that sneaky little bastard (no, im not reffering to Megat), you suck ok. Fucking two-faced moroooooon. Get away from my sight la and if you have nothing better to do please eat up your own fats. It'd take you ages anyway, and that would probably occupy u for a long period of time.

Crosses and circles,
farah

My smart alec boyfriend

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