Oh, snap
3:23 AM

Dear Allah,
Hi. Do you think my life is a joke? Because I think it is.
I really couldn't decide on what should I be right now. A toilet bowl or a dustbin, because I have been receiving alot of shits lately. Even a toilet bowl have the ability to flush the shits down. So what am I supposed to do with the shits I'm facing right now? Let it smack me right in the middle of my forehead? Or throw it back at you? I can't do the second one because you are God. The Almighty one. Haha, ok sorry Allah i was just joking when I said I wanted to throw the shits back at you. Ok but yes, back to what I was saying. *Clears throat* It's been rough for me. Everything. So please Allah, please help make my life be a little bit better? Insya'Allah, Amin. Thanks, your cooperation will be greatly appreciated. I love you.
On the flipside, I am fucking sleepy right now. But my dearest babygirl Lubna told me to publicize her blog to all of you. And you might find similarities with both of our blogs though, because being Lubna the KPO, she wanted to have the same blog template as me. Hahaha! Ok her blog is : HTTP://WWW.LUBYLIPS.BLOGSPOT.COM
And yes, I love you Lubna. Thanks for always being there for me, especially just now.
You were there at the right time. I'll be there for you when you need me too. Just don't do stupid stuffs alright.

Remember this picture lub?
Oh and of course, how could I forget Najib Anwar, right?
Stop feeling pathetic alright. You are not pathetic.................... (Please understand that I am being very sarcastic right now) HAHAHA OK I AM KIDDING ABOUT IT. You are seriously not pathetic. Everything will be fine for you. And you know I'll be there for you, anytime of the day. I'm just a call away. I'll meet you under the block to be there for you even though I have not taken my shower yet. I am not kidding about this guys, because .. secret reveal #8678 : When i hang out with Najib under our block in the morning, we'd usually don't take our shower yet cause after smoking about 2 sticks, we'll head home and sleep again. Perangai babi. HAHA. Don't worry najib, everything will be fine for you. Really. Mark my words.

Please smile like that more often Najib..
Don't be sad.
Ok.. I'm gonna sleep now.
Goodnight world.
I've got a mission at night. To clear my shits. Not through my ass though. I'm referring to Life's Shits. Ya know what I'm talking about dawgggg ? Uhuh uhuh *add in some hip hop accent* Peace out.
Crosses and circles,
farah