A little note to nobody

12:06 AM

I'M BACK FROM MELAKA MOFOS !
i know right , MELAKA (?!?!?!?!) out of all places . tell me about it .
anyway , it was only a two-days-one-night getaway to the small state somewhere in malaysia . uh , duh ? why am i even telling you this .

headed there via the car . there was my uncle , my mum , my aunt , my cousin ella and myself . i had a lot of fun especially with ella around . she can't stop joking around ! bestest cousin :)

i shan't say anything about this sign above .
i was left speechless . until now .

there was one incident where i couldnt control my bladder any longer . so my uncle drove to the petrol station nearby and i rushed my way to the toilet just to find out that the ladies' toilet was locked ! there was a sign at the door saying that i have to go to the counter and get them to unlock the door . and so i did . i went to the counter and was greeted with a very long queue so i patiently wait until it was my turn to be served .

I SWEAR I COULD URINATE RIGHT AT THAT SPOT , I TELL YOU !!! my face was super cramped and i felt like crying .

and then , and then ,
and then she fuckingly told me "oh , we cannot open for u the door lah adik . u use the gents' toilet boleh tak ?"

FUCKERY FUCK
I SWEAR I WOULD HAVE SHOVE A CUCUMBER RIGHT UP HER ASS AND LET HER SUFFER LIKE HOW I AM SUFFERING AT THAT VERY POINT OF TIME IF I COULD .

I WANT TO SHEESHEE U KNOW !!!!

so then , without anymore choice , i told my mum to guard the gents' toilet outside and i ,
and i ,

AND I WENT TO SHEESHEE AT THE GENTS' TOILET OH MY GOD !
fucking smelly la can ? you guys don't know how to shoot is it ? bodoh !
make my life miserable only .

we got ourselves two hotel rooms .
one big room for us , the four ladies .
and the other room for my uncle .
and so after we had our breakfast , my uncle gave us his room key and told us he wanna walk around the town first and he'll come back to the hotel room in about three hours time . so ella quickly grab his room key and we ( ella and myself ) locked ourself in it and had a smoking marathon , while our mums were at the other room . hahahaha , nice .

ella

oh and if you notice , they have this thing called "touch & go" in the malaysia roads right .
while passing through one of it , ella suddenly striked up a conversation with me while i was immersing myself with songs by chris brown .

ella : are u in a serious relationship now ?
farah : no ah , lazy .
ella : good . don't be . don't EVER be . at your age lah .
farah : and what is that so ?
ella : you see ah , relationships are like this touch-and-go machine thing . boys want to be a relationship only for one reason . FUCK-AND-GO . so ah , just like boys , we girls , BITCH-AND-GO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . so adorable .

ScOotErrRz pAraDizesss .
this is one of the traditional trademark of Malaysia apart from the Mat Malaysia with Misai and Minah Tudung pakai short sleeve

camwhoring moments with the shades i bought over there .

some camwhoring session in the car otw back to singapore .
i hate traffic jam .

as soon as we passed the Singapore tuas immigration , i was super overjoyed and shouted to everyone in the car

" WELCOME BACK TO SINGAPORE ,
WHERE PUBLIC TOILETS ARE CLEAN ! "

i'm so bad .

anyhoos , here are the few things that i managed to get .
i had a hard time getting my stuffs because well ...... i don't really use clothes that have a dog face printed largely at the front of the tshirt .

carlo rino heels !
intend to get GUESS heels instead but there wasnt any around . so i had to settle down with Carlo Rino , but it's okay . it's red and it's sexy . original okay .
suprise suprise , i only took 10 minutes to choose this heels . power eh ? okay that's only because my mum was asking me to be fast .

a straw hat i bought at some perhentian bus pelancung .
alah , you know the small food court located in the middle of nowhere for tourists who travels in the car or bus to stop and have a bite ?
yeah , that place .
i'm planning to use this if i happen to go to sentosa anytime soon .

bought this at the perhentian bus also .
or whatever it is called lah .

FEDORA HAT !
omg i've been wanting this . didn't know which one to buy . black or brown .
settled down with brown in the end because it matches with my hair !
oh and hair , i wanna dye it again . the colour cannot really be seen .

dress .
i know i can get it at bugis .

yellow cardigan
bugis-inspired too .
hahahahahaha

and some other stupid stuffs like heabands ... camera pouch ... shades ...
thanks for the treat mum :)

oh and not forgetting ...

LOTS AND LOTS OF BUBBLEGUM & CHEWING GUM FOR KORANG KORANG !

I just received a text message from my friend . how cute can he get omg ?

IJ : Ohhh shit ! I'm late ! Anyways happy birthday to you !! Happy birthday to you !! Happy birthday to Juliet The Great ! Happy Birthday to you !! May your days to legal age be quicker !! :P

farah : IJ, it's tomorrow la pantat . not today . hahahaha cute or what . thanks for the ADVANCED wish ( LOL ) anyway . hahahaahahaha *continue laughing* . xoxo

IJ : HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ? OMGGGGGGGGGG !! HAHAHAHA ! YOU TOLD ME IT'S ON THE 20TH ! and why the hell my calendar says it's your birthday today ? i don't care , bring forward your birthday so that i can save my paisey face right now .

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW !

crosses and circles ,
farah

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