if the sun shuts down and decided not to shine no more

8:49 PM

i have no idea how to start this entry .
i'll make it as simple as possible because my brain refuses to co-operate but my fingers feel like typing .

so on sunday around 3pm , met najib my neighbour under the block .
my neighbour is a mat . really . HAHAHAHA .

he accompanied me to Tampines Mall to collect the Famous Amos cookie i ordered for Megat as a birthday present . it looked substantially delectable and scrumptious ! had a game of daytona with the gorilla and bussed back home . had to walk under the rain from the bus stop to our block cause there wasnt any shelter ! awesome , just very awesome .

my parents were already in the car waiting for me under the block when i reached . bid goodbye to najib the gorilla . headed to Simpang Bedok with the family to celebrate my brother's belated birthday .

i love these kind of gatherings because i could indulge and consume unnecessary and excessive amount of grease feeling unlikely remorseful and reprehensible because everyone around me are doing the same thing .

hahahahahahaha

my cousin raihana and i had a conversation about malaysians and how easy it is for us to be able to differentiate between malaysians and singaporeans . one guy walked past our table and i was like "HE'S A MALAYSIAN . HANDS DOWN !"

lol , ok whatever .

okay so after the early dinner , all of us headed to my grandmother's place at kallang because she's feeling unwell . it was pretty devastating seeing her in such state .. it was just so painful . and it scares the hell out of me because i know it's going to be my turn one day .

i want to stay young . i NEED to .
so i would be able to stay strong *cheeky smile*

about 8.30 pm , i told my brother to drive me to hougang because i've to meet Megat the maggot under his block . i was super shagged by then but i wanted to meet him on his birthday so ..

against all odds . hahahahaha !

reached his block around 9pm plus and gave him one big birthday hug ! and his birthday present . i hope you love it maggot =)

wanted to actually have it written as
"happy 20th birthday megat the maggot"

but if i were to think it over , having the word "maggot" written on a food isn't such a great idea afterall .

i'm starting to imagine maggots crawling all over on the top of the cookie while he's eating it .

oh my god , ew .

then i cancelled it out and told them to write "happy 20th birthday megat the pantat" instead . since .. he's really an ass , most of the time .

so anyhow , spent the time together again .
that's that =)

the other day , i told megat how much of a 'princess diaries' freak i am . i've like the whole book collection of the series and i could remember every single tips and whatnots .

one of which includes putting up your leg while hugging/kissing someone . i told megat that Mia Thermopholis ( the Princess in the 'Princess Diaries' ) put up her leg while she's kissing/hugging her boyfriend , Michael Mizcosvitz , because according to her , it's something that all girls have to do .

Oh , and Mia smells Michael's neck too . So now you know why i start to smell necks of people . mmmhmmm .

okay so back to what i was saying , ... putting up one leg while kissing/hugging someone .
i suggested to take a picture of us doing that . HAHA

can't see our faces .
so took another shot ...

it's still bad .
but better than the previous shot .
hahaha

have i mention how much of an ass he is ?

u .. suke ? HAHAHAHA . inside joke , inside joke .

bye homosapiens =) *waves

crosses and circles ,
farah

if the sun shuts down and decided not to shine no more

8:49 PM

8:49 PM